zamboni

zamboni
1. (zamboni) (315↑, 25↓)
kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks

look at that zamboni go\! i wanna zamboni machine

2. (zamboni) (163↑, 69↓)
Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.

After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.

Author: Flange Master M http://zamboni.urbanup.com/2786213
3. (Zamboni) (112↑, 58↓)
If you party foul and spill a drink, you suck it up off the floor/table/the hot girl's tits. The nastier the floor, the harder the party should push you to zamboni. No floor is too gross to exempt you from zamboni. You often have to zamboni during beer pong or beer dice. The term originates from the device that clears and resurfaces ice skating rinks. You spilt it, so you have to clean it up, but with your mouth.

Todd tried to slap a bounce during beer pong, but knocked a cup over instead. ZAMBONI, TODD\!

4. (zamboni) (4↑, 0↓)
What you do when you play [Beer Pong] or [Beirut] and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.

bro 1: "hey dude\! I would have made that if there wasn't so much water under the cups\!" bro 2: "Yeah, whatever, man." bro 1: "Zamboni that shit\!"

5. (zamboni) (5↑, 4↓)
When you apply icy/hot to ones erect cock whilst banging the shit out of a fine young lass from behind then ramming her with the said icy/hot coated cock and racing to get off before the pain becomes extreme.

Last night I had to hook the chick from the club, cause she was trying to pull out the zamboni.

Author: codename firecock http://zamboni.urbanup.com/6270767
6. (zamboni) (8↑, 8↓)
A Guido on ice skates.

Didja see when Jersey Shore went to the rink at Rockafeller Plaza? Wotta buncha Zamboni s\!

7. (zamboni) (3↑, 4↓)
when you bust a nut on a chick's stomach, and another sucks it up using her tongue and lower lip to leave a smooth shine behind

so i thought gigi was gonna finish it off with a [snow plow] but was amazed when she decided to one up cinnamon and pull a zamboni

8. (Zamboni) (4↑, 5↓)
a sexual act, Canadian in nature; 5 star difficulty due to preparation and follow through. Setting: iced pond with fresh snow. Preparation: obtain four standard sized cafeteria trays, cover with honey and place on top of ice surface. One must lore his woman/ man down to the ice outside and begin to have sexual intercourse in the doggie style position. As the woman/man begins to get in the doggie style position, be sure to have her/ him place their hands and knees on the cafeteria trays, and the honey will adhere the hands & knees to the trays. When the man has completed, he can push the woman/man away to the center of the ice, and as she/he attempts to keep their balance they begin to clean the snow from the ice. Grab your skates, stick and puck- play some hockey boys.

"Eh fellas, I'm going to take the woman down by the pond tonight and give her the ole' zamboni." "Take off, eh\!" "Yeah ya hoser. I'm gonna do it, so be ready for a pick up game on clean ice fellas\!

Author: FMA.memories.PSU http://zamboni.urbanup.com/5273906
9. (zamboni) (6↑, 9↓)
A Guerilla dating tactic where you wait outside a drinking area such as a part of town with bars or pary school area at night in order to pick up drunk girls and and "drive them home"

Hey bud, I totally pulled a zamboni the other night in Rutgers. I met some hot redhead and we smashed at her place when I drove her home.

10. (Zamboni) (7↑, 20↓)
A drunk chick whose attempts to walk make her appear as though she's walking on ice.

That Zamboni keeps spilling her beer on me.

11. (zamboni) (50↑, 72↓)
1)A male orgasm onto a females face then squigee's the cum into her mouth using his ballsack.

I just gave that bitch a zamboni\!

12. (zamboni) (24↑, 47↓)
A piece of fabric or cloth, usually a washcloth or old t-shirt, used to catch the sexy-time explosion during masturbation (male).

1. Man, I have not washed my zamboni in months. It's starting to feel like a piece of cardboard. 2. As Kevin woke up from a drunken stupor, he laughed when he noticed his best friend Mike was passed out on his floor and using his zamboni as a pillow.

13. (zamboni) (13↑, 37↓)
A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.

"Oh crap I just spilled my beer...Get the Zamboni\!"

14. (Zamboni) (17↑, 42↓)
A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.

I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.

15. (zamboni) (12↑, 39↓)
A sexual act in which a female is held upside down by a male or female partner who performs cunnilingus on her, all erstwhile the two walk in unison. This is not for novices, people with back problems, or pregnant women. This also works best when the "zamboni driver," if you will, is a midget of taller variation. For an added challenge, especially for straight couples, the female and male switch positions.

After her successful floor routine, the gymnast was rewarded by her coach with a breathtaking zamboni. I was short on cash so for my girlfriend's birthday I just gave her a zamboni. That did the trick. The crowd cheered with much enthusiasm as the zamboni came out onto the rink. Unfortunately, it fell over. Zamboni, teabag\! You guys are such butts\!

16. (zamboni) (13↑, 40↓)
When having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back then spreeds his seed copiously over her back. She then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scrape the dried ejaculant off. A similar effect can be reached by having expert aim to hit the exact spot where she can't reach...this variation is called the Ice Scraper.

That shits so thick she could deflect bullets off her back after the Zamboni was finished.

17. (Zamboni) (9↑, 42↓)
A sexual act involving three persons where by a male/female is on all fours, while a male performs [anal] intercourse and the third is being given [oral]. before ejaculation the male receiving oral pulls out and ejaculates on the floor in front of person on all fours. Then the person giving anal then slowly moves the person on all fours forward while he/she "cleans up."

dude my knees are all rug burned from when we pulled a zamboni on that chick the other night. good times bro\! hey she's between periods, you should cruise over and we'll give her the zamboni.

18. (zamboni) (6↑, 43↓)
Slang for a vibrator

After a few passes with the Zamboni she was good to go.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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